Women, Men, and other nonsense

I recently read the following quote about the wonder of a woman on a fellow blogger's site. I laughed about it several times during the week, and retold the joke. I thought I'd share it here, and offer my own answer as a male.

You should find it funny, even if it is somewhat shallow and sexist. This post is just for fun, so enjoy!

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."














Here's my addition on the male:

Men are complex.
Whatever you give a man, he may improve it, or not.

If you give him a baby, he may give you a family,
or he may give it back (and run).
If you give him a home, he may give you protection,
or he may just give you a lot of laundry, dishes, and undone chores.
If you give him a meal, he may give you his heart,
or he may give you a lot of complaints.
If you give him a smile, he may give you one back,
or he may give you his unwanted “affection.”

He plays mix and match with whatever you give him.

So, if you give him any crap, you really don’t know what you’ll get:
maybe you’ll get his attention (briefly),
or maybe you'll get a load of “alone time” (temporary or permanent).

Men are complex.